Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

sodamnrelatable:

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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ssykes:

“computer! whass your name?!”

hes so cute omfg im crying


A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON
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A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

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